Ed Magedson’s Dinner

 

Ed: Hello, is that Joe’s? This is Ed from 15821 E Jericho Drive, Fountain Hills.

Diner Boy: Yes sir, what can I do for you?

Ed: I know what I’d like to do to you but let’s start with a takeout order.

Diner Boy: Yes sir.

Ed: I like it when you call me sir. Do you like wearing latex?

Diner Boy: Sir, may I have your order please?

Ed: 3 large burgers with cheese, 3 hot dogs, 2 large bottles of coke, a cheesecake, and an extra sausage?

Diner Boy: Yes sir, will that be all?

Ed:  Wait a minute.

Ed:  Sia, do you want anything?

Ed: And add a salad to that order for my special friend.

Diner Boy: Yes sir, did you say an extra sausage sir?

Ed: Yes,  I want you to give me an extra sausage with the order of 3 large burgers with cheese, 3 hotdogs, 2 large bottles of coke, a cheesecake, and a salad.

Ed: Don’t forget I want an extra big sausage.

Diner Boy: Delivery will be in half an hour.

Ed: So will you be delivering my take out order?

Diner Boy: No, I am working the phone, Billy is on deliveries tonight.

Ed: Does Billy like latex?

Diner Boy: Errr, we are required to wear our uniforms for all deliveries.

Ed: I like a boy in a uniform. Will Billy bring my extra sausage?

Diner Boy: Don’t worry sir, we will deliver 3 large burgers with cheese, 3 hotdogs, 2 large bottles of coke, a cheesecake,  a salad, and an extra sausage as you ordered.

Ed: So will Billy bring me an extra big sausage?

Diner Boy: Don’t worry sir, we aim to please and we will make sure that Billy brings you an extra big sausage.

Ed: I will give Billy an extra big tip if he brings me a very large sausage.

Diner Boy: Thank you for your business, please come again.

Ed: I will definitely try.

 

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